Move over, James Franco, there’s a new actor-turned-writer in town: Pamela Anderson.
The former “Baywatch” star, 47, posted a very long and sometimes bizarre poem to Facebook on Tuesday.
While the 1,200-plus-word post veers all over the place, Anderson spends much of it mining two issues that have plagued artists for eons: life and love.
“I love being in love—but expectations,/make it impossible to be happy-/or satisfied…/I’ve tried… so hard..” she wrote.
Anderson also admits to wondering if her years as a sex symbol have had a negative impact on her.
“Is it healthy, to be fantasied about…/by many men –?” she wrote.
The actress also makes reference to film stars of yore, longs for her Playboy days and asks Julian Assange to join her “mysterious coup.”
The poem was posted just a day after it was reported that Anderson had filed for divorce from Rick Salomon. The couple wed earlier this year.
It is the second time the actress, who was also married to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, has divorced Salomon. They were previously married for two months in 2007.
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