Joan Rivers pokes fun at Kristen Stewart’s affair with her then-married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders in her new book, “Diary of a Mad Diva” (Berkley Books).
“Many stars only do one thing well,” Rivers writes. “Of course, the best one-trick pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle directors’ balls.”
Sharp-tongued Rivers won’t be making any friends in Hollywood with this new tome.
She continues, “No one is allowed to dress up anymore during Award Season…The networks have new decency guidelines, which insist that no more breasts, buttocks or genitalia show. Luckily, because of celebrities like Pharrell and his stupid hat, we’ll still be able to see a–holes.”
On vampires, Rivers muses, “They’re everywhere: movies, TV, museums. Enough already! If I want the life sucked out of me, I’ll spend a long weekend with Bethenny Frankel.”
In another part of the book, Rivers observes, “It’s all over the news that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy to prevent getting cancer. I think Paris Hilton should…step up to the plate and try to prevent STDs. It would be so easy for her. All she would have to do is have her knees fused together.”