I hate to put a damper on the worldwide exultation over the wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
But let’s get real. This marriage won’t last long.
My favorite oddsmaker, Danny Sheridan, makes the over/under at one year and one day.
“While we all wish the happy couple the best, I’m taking the ‘under’ for my lungs,” Sheridan said.
Translation: he’ll bet the farm they separate before May 24, 2015.
Another good bet: “If they have another child, the name will be South, to complement big sister’s name, North West.”