Howard Stern celebrated his 60th birthday in trademark excessive style at Hammerstein Ballroom Friday.
Among celebs high and low, Gov. Chris Christie reminded everyone the Super Bowl is in New Jersey, “on the left side of the Hudson River.”
He then introduced “one of Jersey’s favorite sons,” Jon Bon Jovi, who played “Dead or Alive.”
Emcee Jimmy Kimmel cracked, “Howard had the same effect on broadcasting that Picasso had on art . . . [he’s] the most profoundly self-obsessed person on the planet . . . we know everything about him, even his penis size.”
Guests included Robert Downey Jr., Steven Tyler, Larry King, Robert Kraft, Rosie O’Donnell, Harvey Weinstein, David Spade, Steve Tisch, Johnny Knoxville, Joan Rivers, Dave Grohl and Tracy Morgan.
Stern quipped: “I was just voted the most [bleep]able man on the planet, but I don’t want to say [bleep]able in front of Barbara Walters.”
Patricia “Tan Mom” Krentcil slurred at Kimmel when he cracked a joke about her, “Don’t judge me, muther[bleep]er!”