Happiness on the Jersey Shore is all about avoiding “grenades” (ugly women), according to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino‘s lifestyle guide, “Here’s the Situation.” The campy Gotham Books paperback features illustrations on proper ab maintenance and a “one-night stand checklist” which includes such tips as, “The best sex is often with a grenade — because she’s so grateful.” His wisdom on shaving include, “Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs . . . maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.” The Sitch also claims that to avoid catching colds, “Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.” There’s even a prayer to be recited by lotharios in training: “God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference.” The book hits stores Nov. 2.
Avoid ugly women: The Situation
