Tiger Woods just can’t help being a punch line. On Jimmy Fallon‘s NBC “Late Night” show last night, the host got laughs quickly by asking the legendary Lothario and golfer, “It’s been a year and a half since you’ve been on our show. Whadya been up to?” Woods gamely took the role of straight man and replied, “Uh, nothing, nothing. Playing bad golf.”

PART ONE OF TIGER’S INTERVIEW

PART TWO OF TIGER’S INTERVIEW

Fallon replied, “Thank you for having the courage to come on a late-night comedy program, because it must have been a painful and awful situation, the whole thing you went through, but from a comedian’s standpoint and my monologue writers, thank you! So much! It kind of wrote itself. I mean, balls, shafts, holes, foursomes . . . Thank you! Thank you!”