OBAMA’s White House party Friday. Highly select. Very VIP. Handpicked. Hoiest of polloi. Noses so high in the air, invitees could get sinus infections. Guests included Associate Justices Elena Kagan, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Stephen G. Breyer. And rubbing shoulders plus other various parts since she was falling out of her dress — blond Alexia Echevarria, a Real Housewife of Miami.

Three Supremes. One inferior.

TAYLOR Swift. The last name describes her love life. Out with John Mayer. Fie on Jake Gyllenhaal. Who’s Conor Kennedy? Now, fresh out of pre-K, comes Harry Styles of music group One Direction. Backstage at the Z-100 Ball, they danced together. She sipped only water. Who’s her song “We Are Never Getting Back Together” mean, she responded: “It’s about all of them.”

Like Brangelina, she and this new newie may become known as SwiftStyle.

MoMA showed living art Sunday. Cinema Society screened “Stand Up Guys” in the presence of Al PacinoChristopher WalkenAlan ArkinJuliana MarguliesJon Bon Jovi.

Julianna: “A thrill working with pros like Al and Chris. Such nostalgia. In one night scene, where they’re burying my father, they worked 4 p.m. to 7 a.m. And never tired. Between takes, they recited Shakespeare . . . Pacino plays a character who just had a Viagra overdose and he makes a long graveyard speech. And I play a nurse.”

Oy, was she not nurselike in person. Tightttttt low-cut orange silk L’Wren Scott dress, which she won’t keep, black stilts she will keep.

Arkin. As usual, very Alan Arkinish. “I play a bad guy driving a getaway car.”

One of those fast speed chases?

“I don’t know. I drive fast. However bad guys go these days.”

What sort of car?

“Long and black. I don’t know its name.”

This being nonproductive, I switched to asking his Christmas plans.

“I’ll play Jesus and sing Monty Python songs.”

Walken stuck with Christmas conversation:

“I love cooking. My own recipes. We stay home in Connecticut with my brother and his kids. I make duck. Duck’s hard to cook. You steam then bake it by itself. It takes long. Low heat for three hours. Put in sweet potatoes, turnips, parsnips with the duck. Then, with a Chinese cleaver, cut it into pieces.”

Anything to say about the movie?

“It’s tough guys’ final get-together. I play a jock. It’s a little bit of everything. A trail-mix kind of energy.”

Bon Jovi: “For this film, I wrote and recorded two original songs, ‘Not Running Anymore’ and ‘Old Habits Die Hard,’ which plays on the closing credits. I’d read the script before shooting began. I loved it and wrote the songs even before the movie shot. Then for three months I hounded them to be sure they used my songs.”

The screening was for 7:30. Pacino showed 8:15. Unknown is, quietly, no p.r. or fanfare, he’s volunteered for hours, feeding, giving money, working for Hurricane Sandy’s needy, serving Upper West Side soup kitchens.

Fisher Stevens: “Lakeshore Entertainment’s chairman Tom Rosenberg, knowing I wanted to direct something like this, suddenly called one day with: ‘Fish, I want you to direct this.’ I was thrilled. I quick called Chris then Al, whom I know forever. They read it three years before and wanted to do it. They loved working together. See, Al I play poker with. He’s so good. Tough to beat Al.

“Now I’m off to South Africa to meet who I hope will be my future in-laws.”

ANIMALS: Tippi Hedren and Leesa Rowland at the Last Chance for Animals Rescue . . . And for my Blessing of the Animals this past Sunday, thanks to Christ Church, Senior Minister Stephen Bauman, Senior Rabbi Peter Rubinstein, Commissioner Ray Kelly’s police horses and dogs, ASPCA, Brooklyn Youth choristers, and, for spreading the word, Zimmerman/Edelson.

BANDLEADER Alex Donner auctioned Bill Clinton’s saxophone for the Lighthouse. Brought $17K . . . Everybody’s doing good. This coming Sunday, to aid the Ali Forney Center, Victor Haim’s photo show at XL Nightclub . . . And doing good for the Observer, Colin Campbell’s story on me this week.

PLEASE. Everyone. Time for a woman in the No. 1 office. To demonstrate ability, women must prove best and better than any man. Think: Germany’s Angela Merkel, Israel’s Golda Meir, Britain’s Margaret Thatcher, India’s Indira Gandhi. Think our secretaries of state, which apparently evolved into a female’s position: Madeleine Albright, Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clinton, iffy Susan Rice. Think second power: Eleanor Roosevelt, Myanmar’s Aung San Suu Kyi. Think business as in Pepsico’s CEO Indra Nooyi.

Not pointing fingers. Just saying.

CLOSING up, Brooklyn antique dealer Ed Gillis put one dining table, needing too much restoration, onto Atlantic Avenue’s sidewalk with the sign “Free table.” After three days, no takers. Deciding to stick a price on it, he hung the sign, “Price: $500” onto it. Within one hour, it was stolen.

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.