Don’t worry, ladies, Pete Davidson is still on the market.
The “SNL” jokester’s lawyer was forced to issue a statement Tuesday saying a press release from a production company saying he got hitched was “completely false.”
“Not a word of it is true,” Davidson’s attorney told Page Six in a statement. “Mr. Davidson has no idea who this person is. We are investigating and considering all legal and equitable remedies.”
An announcement made Tuesday morning regarding the launch of Bodega Cats Presents claimed the comedian founded the company with his childhood pal Michelle and that the two were married.
Hailing from the Bronx, Michelle, who uses pronouns they/them, claims on the fake production company’s website that they graduated from the University of Rochester in 2017 with a bachelor’s degree in political science.
They claim they started the scam company with Davidson “to increase diversity & belonging in the entertainment industry by curating experiences that have a cultural & social impact.”
Page Six has reached out to Michelle for comment.
And while Davidson hasn’t launched this production company with his nonexistent wife, the star of “The King of Staten Island” has been casually dating since his split from Ariana Grande but hasn’t settled down with anyone, though Olivia Rodrigo would be more than happy to volunteer for the role of his girlfriend, as she confessed he’s her celebrity crush.
Instead, it appears Davidson has been focusing on work.
Davidson, 27, is set to star in the upcoming “Suicide Squad” as Blackguard and will appear in an updated version of “The Things They Carried.”
The “Big Time Adolescence” actor is also in the process of removing all of his tattoos because it’s easier than spending three or four hours in a makeup chair to cover them for his projects. It appears he’s more than willing to part ways with his ink that is dedicated to Grande and his other ex-girlfriend, Cazzie David, whom he dated from 2016 to 2018.
“I’m really happy for her,” Davidson said following the release of David’s book that included a raw essay about their relationship. “We’re cool. I wish her nothing but the best.”
He added, “I think she wrote a really funny book and I hope it stays on the [bestseller] chart.”