Oscar night’s losers are also winners … at least in terms of free swag.
Select nominees who don’t score gold at Sunday’s Academy Awards can each walk away with a gift bag worth an estimated $150,000 from the company Distinctive Assets, which has doled out the swanky consolation prize packs for the last several years.
One of the highest-valued items is also one of the most out-there: a session with the founder of Enigma Life to discuss each nominee’s “2015 horoscope, analyze dreams and teach them mind-control techniques” (yes, mind-control techniques). It’s valued at $20,000.
There’s no shortage of sexual aids in the prize package, either. Each nominee — and significant other — can opt for an “orgasm shot,” designed to improve women’s sex lives, or a penis-rejuvenation injection, meant to improve size and offer a number of other sexual benefits, worth $5,000. A $250 vibrator is also included in the gift bag.
Some of the swankiest — and wackiest — gifts and their estimated values:
- $249.99: Haze vaporizer
- $14,584: Rocky Mountaineer luxury rail trip through the Canadian Rockies
- $5,000: “Couple’s Love Shot,” with the choice of an “orgasm shot” or penis-rejuvenation injection, from Dr. Charles Runels
- $20,000: A year’s worth of Silvercar rentals (all-Audi fleet)
- $1,500: Three nights at Villa Armena in Tuscany
- $800: Customized candy and dessert buffet from Candy Vixen
- $6,270: 10,000 meal donation of Halo Natural Pet Food from Freekibble.com to the shelter or rescue of choice (plus food for the celebrity’s own pet)
- $5,000: Limited-edition signed print from artist Gunner Fox
- $250: Afterglow Pulsewave Vibrator
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Broken Bones bicycle $1,000: Broken Bones bicycle
- $4,068: Ventura Lipo-Light fat-reduction LED light therapy treatment
- $20,000: Session with the founder of Enigma Life, Olessia Kantor, to discuss the nominee’s “2015 horoscope, analyze dreams and teach them mind-control techniques”
- $25,000: Custom-designed piece of furniture from EF+Facto
- $14,239: “Complete Lifestyle Makeover” from Reset Yourself, including a kitchen “detox” and an organic cooking session with a master chef
- $280: Rouge maple syrup package
The bags are offered to nominees in the Actor in Leading Role, Actress in a Leading Role, Actor in a Supporting Role, Actress in a Supporting Role and Directing categories.
Last year’s package was worth roughly $88,000, Distinctive Assets said.