News.com.au reports that the hackers who targeted Sony leaked some celebrity hotel aliases. These stars will have to switch their monikers soon! Currently, Tom Hanks switches between “Johnny Madrid” and “Harry Lauder.”
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Debra Messing has a thing for Old Hollywood and classic novels, checking in as “Ava Harper.”
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Baller status: Jessica Alba calls herself “Cash Money,” likely a reference to husband Cash Warren. Cute!
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Maybe he’s teenage dreaming: Jude Law checks in as “Mr. Perry.”
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No, Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn’t sign in as Buffy. Instead, she opts for “Neely O’Hara.”
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Tobey Maguire goes by “Neil Deep.” Ho-kay.
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Daniel Craig checks in under his grandfather’s name, “Olwen Williams.”
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Ice Cube uses the moniker “Darius Stone,” his character’s name from “XXX,” or his own given name, O’Shea Jackson.
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Rob Schneider’s alias is a lot like his movies: “Nazzo Good.”
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Clive Owen’s hotel alias, “Robert Fenton,” is a sweet nod to his wife Sarah-Jane Fenton.
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Taye Diggs uses his real name, Scott Diggs.
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Us Weekly reports that George Clooney once checked into a hotel under the name “Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
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HollyScoop reports that Michael Jackson often checked into hotels as “Mr. Doolittle.”
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HollyScoop reports that Michael Jordan often checks into hotels as Clark Kent or Mr. Sterling.
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CBS reports that Sir Elton John and David Furnish check in as Sir Humphrey Handbag and Bobo Latrine.
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CBS reports Johnny Depp often switches between Mr. Drip Noodle, Mr. Oddpong and Mr. Stench.
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HollyScoop reports that Paris Hilton checks into hotels as “Tinkerbell.”
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The Huffington Post reports that Justin Timberlake calls himself Mr. Woodpond.
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HollyScoop reports that Jay Z and Beyoncé check in as Frank Sinatra and Ingrid Jackson.
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When Jolie flies solo, CBS reports that she checks into rooms as “Miss Lollipop.”
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie check in together not as Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but as Bryce and Jasmine Pilaf, per Us Weekly.
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Us Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston checks into hotels as “Mrs. Smith.”
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CBS reports that before their split, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston checked into hotels as “Mr. and Mrs. Ross Vegas.”
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Looking for Paul McCartney in your local haunt? The Stir suggests checking for an “Apollo C. Vermouth.”
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Kristen Stewart has a meaty moniker: Us Weekly reports she checks in as Chuck Steak.
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According to Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan combines two parts of her life into her check-in alias: “Bella Lovelace” is inspired by beauty and by Linda Lovelace, whom Lohan was slated to play in “Inferno,” a project that never came to fruition.
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Usher checks in under Mr. Dinero, according to HollyScoop. Here’s hoping he tips accordingly.
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Us Weekly reports that Britney Spears’ hotel name is Ms. Alotta Warmheart.
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Does Obama know about this? The Stir reports that Matt Damon checks in as Mr. President.
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TORONTO, ON – SEPTEMBER 07: Actor Chris Rock attends the Variety Studio presented by Moroccanoil at Holt Renfrew during the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival on September 7, 2014 in…
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HollyScoop reports that Kate Beckinsale checks in as “Sigourney Beaver.”
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Oh. My. God. Per Us Weekly, Justin Bieber checks in as Chandler Bing.
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CBS says Jon Bon Jovi signs in under Stanley Kowalski (from “A Streetcar Named Desire”).
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Us Weekly notes that Nicole Scherzinger checks in as Edna Krabappel (the name of Bart Simpson’s beloved, late teacher).
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According to The Stir, Kid Rock goes by Dick Grayson (the alter ego of Batman’s sidekick, Robin).
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Tom Cruise’s “Cage Hunt” moniker is actually his porn name, according to CBS News.
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Mila Kunis calls herself Señor Pants, per Us Weekly.
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The Stir reports that guitar legend Slash checks into hotels under the name I.P. Freely.
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According to Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian once went by the name of her favorite Disney character, Princess Jasmine, when checking in to hotels around the globe.
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