After Kim Kardashian was bizarrely attacked in front of one high-profile Paris fashion week show, she and Kanye West were mercilessly booed at another — and the hotheaded rapper raced to Kim’s defense.
The unfashionable attack on Kim occurred when the reality star, mother Kris Jenner and West arrived at a Balmain show, and a lunatic in a sea of waiting fools, or fans, tackled her below the waist (forcing her frozen face to move in fear for the first time since she cried over losing a $75,000 earring in 2011).
But the attacker was quickly pummeled to the ground by bodyguards as Kim was whisked away.
“Kim fell down and got crushed,” one site breathlessly reported. But video showed her merely falling against the matte-black Porsche Panamera chauffeuring her and Kanye around. She pulled herself together to see her model sister Kendall Jenner in the show.
Hours later, Kim and Kanye were unceremoniously booed as they entered a Lanvin show 40 minutes late. “The runway photographers were all just booing them as they walked in,” a witness said. “They were waiting for them for the show [to start], which was 40 minutes late. Kanye immediately walked over and was gesturing for them to cut it out.”
But in a video obtained by TMZ, Kanye snaps back, “[Lanvin creative director] Alber [Elbaz] asked to see us, don’t boo us. We’re not late, we’re not late.”
Wearing a tuxedo jacket with no shirt showing un peu trop décolleté, the Bride of Kanyestein wore a skirt that was so short, “she had to sit in the front row covering her hoo-ha,” a spy sniffed. She and West sat with Catherine Deneuve, Lanvin designer Alber Elbaz’s boyfriend Alex Koo and Lanvin men’s designer Lucas Ossendrijver.
Kimye also drew flak for bringing baby North, 1, to a Balenciaga show on Tuesday, where techno blared. “I’m not sure what the acceptable decibel level is for babies, but everyone felt it was crazy loud — the bleachers were vibrating,” a spy said.
Ukrainian prankster Vitalii Sediuk — who’s previously grabbed Bradley Cooper’s crotch, crawled under America Ferrera’s dress and accosted Brad Pitt on red carpets — took credit for the attempted Kardashian tackle.