Even when they’re making amends, Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov are still ridiculous.
Days after the troubled couple agreed to call off their divorce, more details of the pair’s reconciliation have been revealed.
In order to make amends, Voronov wanted Weir to publicly apologize for trashing him in the media and to keep his mother away from their marriage.
Weir has his own set of conditions, TMZ reported Tuesday, namely a detailed explanation of what he considers cheating, which includes: sex, oral sex, kissing, sexting, aggressive flirting, “mutual masturbation” and the use of social media dating apps, like Grindr.
The document also stipulates that if either he or Voronov is “in close range or contact with someone from our past or someone to be part of the future,” the other can veto the agreement (Weir specifically names a figure skater he dated in the past).
The agreement also calls for biannual joint STD tests and specifies how the couple’s assets will be split should they eventually divorce. Namely, Weir or Voronov get to keep any gift they’re individually given.
There’s also a section titled “Ultimatums,” in which Weir allegedly states, “If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to have a free f—k of anyone I want.”
The outlandish agreement shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who has followed the couple since they announced their initial split last month. The resulting saga has included allegations of domestic violence, nude photographs, vandalized Hermés, Céline and Chanel handbags, and animal abuse.