Big Ang is true to her name.
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Maybe Jack Nicholson just can’t handle the truth from his personal trainer.
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Janice Dickinson sucks it in and it does her no favors.
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Between the sunburn, the chest hair and the creepy grin, Simon Cowell is severely lacking the “X Factor.”
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Courtney Love’s celebrity skin is sagging.
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No, Rod Stewart, we don’t want your body, nor do we think you’re sexy.
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Rachel Zoe looks scarily skinny.
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On the bright side, Heidi Montag will always have flotation devices with her at the beach.
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Surprisingly, this isn’t the most offensive thing Dog the Bounty Hunter has done.
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Tara Reid’s tummy and tush are more terrifying than a real-life “Sharknado.”
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Vince Vaughn looks like he dodged the gym before heading out on this boat.
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Bruce proves that large busts run in the Kardashian and Jenner families.
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We applaud Danny DeVito’s adorable self-awareness.
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Someone please hassle the Hoff until he puts his shirt back on.
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Thankfully, Nicole Richie doesn’t look like this anymore.
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Pierce Brosnan’s post-Bond bod may leave ladies shaken, not stirred.
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Doesn’t Donatella Versace know not to put leather in water?
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Just because Arnold Schwarzenegger said he’d be back doesn’t mean we want to see him.
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The irony that is Roberto Cavalli: a man who tells other people how to look good.
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Silver lining? The ripples in Lisa Rinna’s stomach help distract from her lips.
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Just because Jon Favreau produced “Iron Man” doesn’t mean he wants to look like one.
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Ivana Trump looks almost as good as her ex Donald’s hair.
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Somewhere, Camille is glancing at this photo of Kelsey Grammer and breathing a huge sigh of relief.
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Steven Tyler drives fellow beach goers crazy and leaves them cryin’.
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Remember Adam Sandler’s “Red Hooded Sweatshirt”? Someone ought to grab that for him now.
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Courtney Stodden endorses a natural vegetarian diet despite being full of unnatural parts.
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Shauna Sand didn’t think her bikini, obvious implants, orange skin and dark roots were classy enough, so she added Lucite heels.
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Hey, Craig Robinson? No.
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Jonathan Cheban is still trying.
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It’s Richie Sambora’s life. Unfortunately, we all have to see it.
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He’s Paul McCartney. He doesn’t have to look good.
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Russell Simmons overestimates the coverup abilities of sand.
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