Even The New Yorker’s turned on Alec Baldwin.
In its new issue, Paul Rudnick imagines the “30 Rock” star’s preschool report card.
“Alec is a generous and caring playmate, although during one game of tag, at recess, he claimed that Jimmy Peterson had not, in fact, tagged him, and Alec asked me to call in both a police officer and an attorney,” he writes as a teacher.
“When the school photographer arrived to take our annual class picture, Alec threw paint on him, broke a tambourine over his head, and kicked him in the groin, claiming that the photographer had invaded his personal space and had also shot him from the wrong side.”