Is it any surprise that Andy Dick has been arrested again — for allegedly grabbing a bouncer’s crotch in West Virginia? Backstage at the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner in 2006, Dick told The Post’s Mandy Stadtmiller, “I’m not a monster, baby, please.” He then offered her cocaine, groped her, tried to lick her and eventually bit her on the hand. He added, “Do you want me to lick your face now? Do you want me to lick your [bleep]?” Now, for the first time, listen to the full audio of her unbelievable encounter below.