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50 Cent might be sued after alleged Slowbucks assault

Entrepreneur Slowbucks, of whom just about no one had heard about till he was allegedly assaulted by 50 Cent’s entourage at Hot 97’s Summer Jam, plans to take legal action.

“He was jumped by a bunch of guys that have one thing in mind: To try and hurt his brand,” his lawyer John P. Bostany insisted at a sparsely attended press conference Wednesday.

“Slowbucks stands for unity, for peace,” Bostany said. “True warriors have the strength to react with honor. Slowbucks is a businessman, and businessmen do business things,” he pontificated.

Others say Slowbucks is doing this to attract publicity, while Fiddy denies any knowledge of the incident.

He told us, “I don’t know, what happened. I just put on a great show.”