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Dennis Rodman shadowed for potential Sports Illustrated cover story

Dennis Rodman is being shadowed for a potential Sports Illustrated cover story — even as he celebrates his outrageous 52nd birthday at jiggle joint Cheetahs tonight, sources said. We hear that Rodman will pose for an SI shoot that will be a riff on his infamous May 1995 cover in black hot pants, a bustier and a dog collar and holding an exotic parrot. “The piece will be about how he’s still relevant and an original,” said a sports spy. The “no-holds barred” Cheetahs party is expected to involve topless dancers, sushi served on naked bodies and giveaway thongs that read: “Make Love Not War.” Sadly, no appearance is expected by his North Korean dictator buddy, Kim Jong-un.