Chelsea Handler isn’t interested in relationships — she just wants to have sex.

“I have a hard time meeting men, or dating men, long-term in LA — or in this country, for that matter — because people can hear what I’m saying, and guys don’t think it’s that hot,” the 39-year-old comedienne confessed to Conan O’Brien during an appearance on his show Monday.

But difficulty in finding a partner hasn’t gotten Handler down. Instead, she decided to cut out the middleman — in this case, being in a relationship — and decided to just focus on having sex, noting a recent attempt to hook up with the manager of a hotel she frequents.

“I didn’t want to date him, but I wanted to have some casual sex without any strings attached,” she said. “That, I think, is a present to the world, you know? I think, wow, look at this, I don’t want anything, I have a house, I have money, I have food.”

Handler, who most recently dated hotelier Andres Balazs, says she just knows what she wants, and sees no reason to waste her or anyone else’s time.

“I like to get down to business,” she said with a laugh. “I mean, why wouldn’t I? I don’t have kids, I don’t want to be married. I mean can’t everybody just have sex with me?”