Sarah Silverman will not be walking down the aisle anytime soon. “I’m not against marriage, but it’s just not for me,” the comic tells Playboy. “I’m a vegetarian, but I don’t have a problem if you want a hamburger. Marriage to me is like eating meat. I think it’s gross and [bleep]ing crazy.” Because gays and lesbians can’t get married in most states, Silverman said, “If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.”