Four US females transplanted to England decorate Bravo’s new show, “Ladies of London.” The “London” part is clear. The “Ladies” part, not so clear.

One complained American girls are “pushy, outspoken, loud, screaming and always yelling.” Being it’s reality merde, understand this particular ladyship was, according to Hoyle, definitely not royal.

Another of them, Caprice Bourret, told me: “I’ve lived in London 17 years. I love it. My family’s in San Diego, but my partner’s family’s there. My business, my children are there.

“Our series focuses on six girls. Some knew one another, some didn’t. The two English ones come across snooty, so our personalities clash. Trust me, there’s plenty of drama.

“The show actually came to me. I’d been modeling. In the magazine world, going to Europe for a shoot pays more than catalog work, where one foot’s in the grave by age 30. I built on it. I was risqué, posed in sexy Versace gowns. As something different, the girl from California, I made money. People knew me and wanted my autograph.”

About one of the show’s segments: “I had trouble conceiving. I’m 42. My doctor said I had a medical situation and best option was a gestational carrier. A month later it took. Although this was a personal, intimate experience, we incorporated my sharing something very private into the show. Tabloids wrote about it. One quarter they printed was true, the rest salacious.”

The series has eight episodes. The fourth just aired. God save the Queen — and us.

Breaking news

David Muir taking over Diane Sawyer’s job? Not news to me. ABC should know it’s not leakproof. Months ago I’d heard it via personal connections, not network officials. Sniffing for clarification — and may those to whom I sniffed recall my mentioning it — I was told I didn’t know what I was talking about.

Eli on Marilyn & Marlon

The great Eli Wallach spent his life with greats. When I did Doubleday’s “Lee Strasberg: The Imperfect Genius of the Actors Studio,” Eli recalled being pushed to head the Studio. And that his experiments there won him a Tony for 1951’s “The Rose Tattoo.” And: “After my brilliant monologue, diagnostician Lee, who can detect weakness, mentioned each bad habit into which I’d nearly fallen.”

Eli recalled Brando’s earliest days. “I played an FBI man searching for dope in Marlon’s apartment. He pushed me. I said, ‘Don’t push. I’m not kidding.’ Marlon, who loved to put you on, lifted me bodily, threw me out and started laughing.”

On Marilyn Monroe’s earliest days: “No fake lashes or platinum hair, this hotshot sexpot looking like nothing, came in a taxi and sat cross-legged on the floor with me. She’d arrive late in a schleppy old coat, looking like a maid.”

In heaven Eli is now probably doing a workshop with them all.

Of benefit…

Ralph Lauren’s Lexington School for the Deaf benefit was at Arthur Backal’s East 29th space Apella . . . BRIDGEHAMPTON’S Children’s Museum has its whatever July 19. Co-chairs George Stephanopoulos, Ali Wentworth, Edie Falco, Jane Krakowski, Kelly Klein, Tiffani Thiessen, etc., might outnumber the guests . . . KIRSTEN Gillibrand thumping for Wisconsin’s first female governor. Mary Burke, Democrat.

Pol positions

POLS may come, pols may go, but Clintonistas go on forever. Chelsea’s on NBC. Bill’s making speeches. Hillary’s either walking or running. Now Maggie Williams, Hillary’s White House chief of staff, was just named director of the Institute of Politics at Harvard’s JFK School.

Over pasta at Due: “My shirt’s from the Brooks Brothers catalog.” Friend: “You’re supposed to send away for it, not cut it out and paste it on.”

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.