Charlize Theron tried to match her Oscar. Instead she matched Dorito crumbs.
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Whoever was in charge of Kristin Chenoweth’s tanning salon really is wicked.
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Is anything on Jenna Jameson real?
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Jessica Simpson’s tan was almost as offensive as the “Dukes of Hazzard” flick.
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Jennifer Aniston is a golden goddess, but even she overdoes it sometimes.
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Kelly Ripa is little Miss Sunshine, and she gets a little too much of it.
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Zac Efron risked getting bronzer on his white shirt.
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Lindsay Lohan is proof that her self-tanner, Sevin Nyne, works a little bit too well.
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Paris Hilton: Proof that the sun can fry your brain, not just your skin.
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AnnaLynne McCord looks like she’s wearing 90,210 layers of bronzer.
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Pamela Anderson skipped her sunscreen when filming all those beach scenes on “Baywatch.”
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Tori Spelling’s children seem unimpressed by her faux glow.
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Amy Schumer’s Cheeto-hued legs are almost as hilarious as her jokes.
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Kourtney Kardashian finally looks into the mirror.
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Kim Kardashian: Once you go bronze, you never go back.
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If Brooke Hogan could sing as well as she could tan, her career would eclipse her father’s.
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Kellan Lutz: The least convincing vampire to ever grace a screen.
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The vote’s in: Mitt Romney’s tan is terrible.
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Christina Aguilera gets her tanner from a bottle.
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Donald Trump’s tan looks as good as his hair.
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Selena Gomez: Because the cultural appropriation of a bindi wasn’t enough.
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Tracy Anderson combines toned muscles with an overly sunned tone.
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Valentino Garavani is in charge of making other people look good, and it appears he doesn’t take his work home with him.
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Naya Rivera won’t be so gleeful once she reads up on the effects of sun damage.
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