Normal people would look at this picture from today’s Friar’s Club Roast of Quentin Tarantino and think, “awesome ‘Pulp Fiction’ reunion!” And I wish that was my first thought. I really do.

Instead I was drawn to Uma Thurman’s coat. And not because it’s pretty (which it sort of is) but because I instantly knew she’d worn it countless times before. Now, this isn’t a crime — I wear the same jacket every damn day, but then again, I’m not a super famous glamazon designers trip over themselves to dress.

But it gets worse. Uma actually hasn’t worn this jacket countless times before. Just twice. And adding insult to serious personal injury, it was back in 2005 & 2006. Yes, that’s right ladies and gentleman, there is actually a slot in my brain reserved for this kind of shockingly extraneous information.

I am suitably ashamed.

As an apology for this disgusting display of fashion retention, I present to you a video from the Roast’s red carpet, which should hopefully earn me back a little good will. Right? Right?

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