It was a long, long wait for new “Blood” but last night’s season premiere was incredibly satisfying on so many levels. And coming from someone who has seen the next two episodes (jealous?) trust me when I said this season only gets better, sexier and scarier.
But the one thing that’s really impressed and surprised me about this season of “True Blood” is how funny it is. Don’t get me wrong, this show has always left one eye winking at the fans, but never has it before led to multiple guffaws per episode.
So in celebration of the season premiere, here are five quotes I’m hoping HBO turns into T-shirts!
“I should warn you, I’ve fed.”
“I’m in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight.”
“Conscious off, d*** on!”
On the shirt’s front: “Naw, hooker, look, I can’t…” On the back: [fill in the blank]
”I’m sorry you fell in love with a serial killer, all right. But honestly, who hasn’t?”
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