Three guesses as to what in the Jolie-Pitt is going on in this picture.

No, this isn’t a photo from the set of Angelina Jolie’s first music video, what with the major Jasmine Sullivan/Mercedes from “Glee” window bashing happening. And no, this isn’t a Victoria’s Secret “The Danger of Underwires” PSA, even though her taa taas look like concealed weapons.

It just a pic of Angie on set in Venice, shooting her new film “The Tourist” (which co-stars Johnny Depp) or what I like to call “Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2, In Depp Water.”

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