Levi Johnston has been on countless talk shows over the last month talking smack about the Palin family — a publicity blitz that he capped off by walking hand-in-hand with Kathy Griffin down the Teen Choice Award red carpet.
Now he’s rumored to be joining the cast of “Dancing with the Stars” — an idea we love! In fact, Levi would be a great fit for almost any reality show! Here are a few suggestions if he doesn’t own any dancing shoes.
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We would love to see him make it work on “Project Runway” — he is named after a pair of pants, after all!
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All that time living in Alaska should have prepared Levi for the icy conditions of “Man vs. Wild” with Bear Grylls.
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As his GQ shoot
proved, Levi is comfortable in front of the camera. And “America’s Next Top Model” is the ideal place to perfect his poses — Levi even said on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” that he’d be open to an “ANTM” signature nude shoot. “It depends on the money, man. It’s gotta be right for that.”
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Considering the game of “Survivor” involves outwitting and outplaying, I think Levi might be a bit out of his depth.
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Levi is soberly trashing the Palin family. Let’s give him “The Real World’s” easy access to booze and see what secrets come tumbling out of that closet!
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He probably wouldn’t be too good as the chess-like gameplay of “Big Brother” but it could give American a chance to see Levi dressed up like a giant banana.
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Let’s see if living the last 18 months in a pressure cooker taught Levi anything about what it takes to be crowned “Top Chef.”
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Without proper sexual education programs in place, Levi might think he’s signing up for a different show, but he could no doubt learn a lot about hard work on “The Deadliest Catch.”
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Levi didn’t complain when America tried to force him into his first arranged marriage, he could at least make some money off of it on “Married By America.”
