State Sen. Craig Johnson (D-LI) has a wicked sense of humor. The lawmaker took some time out from a session in Albany the other day to exchange Twitter posts with ESPN.com’s Sportsguy Bill Simmons, who tweeted: “What would be the worst celebrity sex tape of all time? I say Helen Thomas with William Hung. Try to top it. You can’t.” Johnson replied 34 minutes later, “Susan Boyle and Abe Vigoda.”