Jon Stewart thanked the military at the New York Comedy Festival’s Stand Up For Heroes event at the Theatre at Madison Square Garden Wednesday, then asked, “Can any of you build a [bleeping] health-care Web site?”
He added, “The [Democrats] were right on the two-yard line . . . and they ate the football.”
Bill Cosby, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seinfeld, Roger Waters and the Wounded Warriors band performed. Bruce Springsteen sang, told dirty jokes and raised $250,000 auctioning off his guitar, while NASCAR’s Brian France and wife Amy donated $50,000.