Madonna is perfectly behaved at the SoulCycle on the Upper East Side, where she sometimes likes to spin, but her entourage is distracting the other cyclists.
The Material Mom typically arrives with three or four men who could be a combination of bodyguards and boyfriends. They escort her to a stationary bike and then stand at the back of the room.
“They talk and talk and talk while people are trying to work out,” said one hard body. “It’s distracting.”