Carmelo Anthony better be faithful to his wife, La La Anthony. In a GQ article, the reporter sits in on a chat between La La and MediaTakeOut’s Fred Mwangaguhunga. “What [La La] really wants to know is: Has Fred heard about anything involving Melo and women who are not named La La Anthony?” the story says. “On this subject, [Mwangaguhunga] says, he can help: ‘No bull[bleep] came out.’ ‘Good,’ La La says . . . ‘Because I’ll cut a mother[bleeper]’s [bleep] off, OK? And that’ll be the next story.’ ” La La told us last night of the quote, “It was so long ago I don’t remember saying that, but if I did it was clearly meant as a joke.”