YOU’D better have bank if you want to date Maria Bartiromo‘s foxy rival at CNBC, Erin Burnett. In her list of “Eight Things That Would Impress Me,” in next month’s Men’s Health, the high-maintenance news hottie advises: “Any guy who can plan a trip to an exotic locale, such as Mongolia, Mozambique or Papua New Guinea, would impress me . . .You could unlock my heart by allowing me to dream up my next trip. I love to travel and hope to eventually set foot in 100 countries . . . Family is important to me, so round-trip business-class tickets to Australia and New Zealand for my parents would earn you big points in my book . . . I’d be impressed if you thought to send a yoga instructor to my apartment for private sessions . . . Hiring a personal chef to prepare meals for the few nights a week I am home would be unforgettable . . . A long weekend spa getaway for my sisters and me would be perfection.” Our wallet is exhausted just reading this.