Just as we told you the other day, Rachel Uchitel did not hook up with Tiger Woods in Palm Beach. A false report of her “holding hands” with Tiger at the Everglades Club last week end spread like wildfire. (But attention-loving Uchitel, minus Tiger, was photographed at nightclub 251 in full-flirt mode.) Her lawyer, Gloria Allred, said Uchitel “has had absolutely no contact with Tiger Woods for quite some time, and has not seen him or had any communication with him since she has been in Palm Beach.” Everglades Club president Bill Pannill was appalled by the bogus story: “The young lady [Uchitel] isn’t a member. I hope a member would have the good sense not to bring Tiger Woods. We don’t like the attention.”