Lindsay Lohan (Splash News)
Congratulations Lindsay, you have a half-sister!
Wayward dad Michael Lohan fathered an out-of-wedlock daughter 17 years ago, according to DNA testing done by a syndicated TV talk show.
In an Oscars, the-envelope-please moment, teenager Ashley Horn dramatically opened a folded piece of cardboard on the “Trisha Goddard” show and shared the shocking news.
“Yes,” Ashley whispered.
Goddard chimed in, “Michael is Ashley’s father,” as baby mamma Kristi Horn broke down in tears.
Audience members gasped and Lohan said he wouldn’t contest the results: “I believe what you say.”
Then in an awkward, cringe-worthy moment, Lohan approached his daughter and gave her a seemingly unwanted hug.
“I just want to hug you,” said Lohan, dad of Hollywood wild-child actress Lindsay Lohan.
“This is the first time I met you, I’m sorry but …” said Ashley, explaining her uncomfortable body language.
The episode airs locally at 5 p.m. on WLNY, Channel 55.
Mom Kristi Horn had claimed for years that Michael Lohan is Ashley’s pop, and has had no lucky scoring child support.
Before learning the results, Ashley said she was braced for possibly becoming the latest addition to Lohan’s family — and feared all the baggage that comes along with that.
“I don’t want to be a part of what they’ve called the Lohan trainwreck,” Ashley said.