NOTE to the Phillies’ Chase Utley and Jayson Werth: Clean up your act. “This isn’t prison baseball,” style guru Edward Tricomi of Warren Tricomi salons blasted after observing the team’s roster of creepy ‘dos and weirdly sculpted facial hair. Utley needs to ditch the Pat Riley-esque, Crisco-slicked look. “He looks like he got into an egg fight on Halloween and forgot to wash the stuff out,” Tricomi said. As for soul-patch-sporting Werth, Tricomi cracked, “I know they sell Yoo-Hoo in the stadium, but somebody should hand him a napkin . . . he’s gotta shave that.”