Jeff Beacher sent out possibly the best invitation in the world to his soon-to-open Beacher’s Madhouse in the Roosevelt Hotel in LA, his members-only, vaudeville-inspired venue that includes a “Midget Bar” where a little person serves drinks. He sent antique-looking, oversize books containing mini-bar bottles of Red Bull and vodka, and an invite to the venue which starts previews Wednesday. Some VIPs got them personally hand-delivered by an Oompa Loompa. “Privileges will be withdrawn from any individual who removes one or more midgets from the library,” warns the invite.