Publicists beware: A party-crashing trio have dangerously upped their game. We’re told the two guys and a lady have been making their way into the fanciest events by using editors’ names. At the Met Museum’s Apollo Circle benefit, a crasher had a run-in with a writer whose name she’d lifted. When confronted, she waved over a friend like he was an assistant, and said, “Can you handle this?” before telling the journo, “I can get into parties on my own. I don’t have time for this drama. Stop talking to me.” They’ve dropped Paper’s Mickey Boardman’s name and even said they’re working for Page Six. We know who you are. You’ve been warned. We’ll name and shame.