Madonna looked like she needed a prayer Saturday night — as she guzzled booze, begged for someone to “f- -k” her and called her ex-husband a “son of a bitch” at a packed concert in Australia.
“Someone please take care of me, please. Who is going to take care of me?” the 57-year-old singer exclaimed in one of many ramblings during an onstage meltdown in Melbourne, according to Britain’s Sun newspaper.
Wearing a corset and tiny top hat, she appeared unsteady as she tumbled while riding a child’s tricycle during one song and was left sprawled out in the middle of the stage at the Rod Laver Arena.
After the fall, she told the crowd that she “messed up” and joked, “You would think it was in my DNA.”
At one point, she pleaded, “Please, someone f- -k me,” before quickly deadpanning: “I’m just kidding. I don’t have to ask for that.”
The singer, who has been locked in a bitter child-custody war with ex-hubby Guy Ritchie, also drank on stage, breaking out a bottle of tequila and swigging from a flask.
She dedicated a song to her estranged 15-year-son, Rocco.
“If I have learned one thing in my life, it is this — just go with it. If you relax, it doesn’t hurt as much,” she said as childhood pictures of Rocco were shown in the background.
The “Material Girl” singer also blasted Ritchie, 47, calling him a “son of a bitch,” the Daily Mail reported.
The freakout came after Madonna went on another bizarre rant Thursday night during a free concert at a smaller Melbourne venue, where she took the stage four hours late.
After downing what appeared to be a bottle of vodka, she told that audience that she was ready to “heal the wounds” over her son and performed her song “Intervention” for him.
“Everybody knows the saga of me and my son Rocco,” an emotional Madonna said on stage during the show titled “Tears of a Clown” at The Forum, according to The Sun. “It’s not a fun story to tell or think about.”
It remained to be seen whether Madonna would be able to right herself for the five remaining shows of her six-month “Rebel Heart” world tour. All five are in Australia.
Madonna and Ritchie have been battling over custody of Rocco since the boy decided he wanted to live with his dad in London in December.
Judges in both Manhattan and London have asked Madonna and Ritchie to come to an agreement regarding their son’s custody.
A source told Page Six that Madonna has “basically accepted” that she won’t permanently get her son back, but that she plans to fight to get one weekend a month with him.
A hearing has been scheduled in Manhattan Supreme Court for June 16.
Video credit: Russell Cook, Melbourne