John Stamos says women ask him to take selfies with them after sex and suavely reveals he approaches lovemaking “in a musical way.”
He opens up about his sex life in a book by “Glee” and “Family Guy” writer Ali Adler, “How To F - - k a Woman.”
“A couple of women have wanted ‘selfies’ afterwards,” Stamos tells Adler, whom he worked with on “The New Normal,” after suggesting he sometimes feels used, adding, “One girl really wanted my shirt, like a souvenir.”
Stamos notes: “I’m fifty-one years old. I’ve had some experiences but it’s about listening, asking, talking … Maybe some girls are afraid of communicating. But I find most aren’t if you ask, ‘Does this feel good?’ Or listen to her body like an instrument. I guess I do approach sex in a musical way. With me it’s more rhythm than melody with a woman … but it’s all listening. When music clicks you can feel it. You have to listen to other musicians. With women, you have to listen to their bodies.”
He adds, “I’d rather have a woman have ten orgasms than me have ten orgasms.”
Stamos even opens up about an awkward sexual encounter in the book: “I had an experience where a girl I was dating for a month, we finally got to the place where it was ‘the night.’ It was going to happen. And I’m very self-conscious, I have to take, like, fifteen showers, make sure my breath is great. And it’s happening and I’m going to give this woman oral sex.”
Stamos continues, “I got to the arena and there’s this very strange … there was an unusual … a mass … something that wouldn’t ordinarily be there. It was a weird texture, a lump, but it wasn’t a medical thing. I kept licking it and checking it with my tongue and was like, what the [bleep] is this thing?” He goes on, “This was me going, ‘[Bleep], I really care about this person and I really want to continue this, but what the [bleep] is this.'”
Stamos concludes, “You know what it was? It was my gum that I’d been chewing from before because I wanted to make sure I had good breath.”
The book comes out from Weinstein May 26 and covers Adler’s tips and advice for relationships and sex.