Sir Sean Connery looked shaken and stirred when two men in kilts began kissing on the catwalk at his Dressed to Kilt event at club M2 Monday night. Witnesses said the original 007 “turned to his wife as if to say, ‘Oh, my God.’ ” Donald Trump and wife Melania remained un fazed. Sources said most of the models, including Alan Cum ming and Scottish rugby star Thom Evans, went com mando under their kilts, while Joan Jett, who rocked a mo hawk and leather coat with sil ver studs, said backstage, “I can’t remember the last time I wore a skirt.”