“Going to Paris is like losing your virginity: Even if it’s bad, it’s unforgettable” — Marc Jacobs, speaking at the Alliance Francaise Designer Discussion Series hosted by Michele Gerber Klein . . . “I LOVE doing accents. I love doing Thai accents. So I’d like to do a Thai hooker on the show. It’s never going to happen” — Toni Col lette, whose character on “The United States of Tara” has mul tiple-personality disorder, to TheFrisky.com . . . “KIRSTIE Alley is so big that her driv er’s-license photo was taken by Google Earth” — Bill McCuddy at Carolines on Broadway.