Award-winning novelist Salman Rushdie couldn’t resist taking a literary jab at Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage.
Rushdie, who has been married four times and has been linked to some of the world’s most beautiful actresses and models, was challenged by a Twitter follower to tweet about Kardashian.
KARDASHIAN NEARLY CALLED OFF WEDDING
Rushie responded by offering a “once-only, never-to-be-repeated” limerick about the ripe rumped reality star who filed for divorce on Monday against her husband of 72 days — former Nets forward Kris Humphries.
Rushdie tweeted late Tuesday night in three short tweets: “1. The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian. 2. Her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share? 3.But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.”