Ashton Kutcher not only claims that he is an “extraordinary lover” in a new Popchips ad, he also reveals that he is looking for a woman who is both “hot and spicy” and on a “higher plane of consciousness.” Kutcher even reveals that he would be interested in dating both Kim Kardashian and Snooki.
In a satirical video for a made-up dating site called WorldwideLovers.com, Kutcher assumes a series of characters — from a dreadlocked intellectual hippy to an long-haired, bearded red neck. As each character, the actor discloses a little bit about who he is and what he’s looking for in a mate. The video is actually an ad for the snack brand Popchips.
Kutcher first appears in an blue Indian jacket, his skin darkened with makeup.
“I’m Raj, I’m a Bollywood producer,” he says in a faux accent. “I’m looking for the most delicious thing on the planet.”
“Like Kardashian hot. I would give that dog a bone,” Kutcher continues as the character, soon adding, “I like Snooki.”
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Kutcher also appears in the video sitting cross-legged on the floor, with dreadlocks and a goatee.
“Hi, I’m Nigel and I’m seeking higher planes of consciousness. Higher,” says Kutcher, beginning to laugh. He later adds as the sincere hippy, “I’m an extraordinary lover.”
Kutcher appears a younger Karl Lagerfeld-type in the video, as well.
“Money creates taste and I have lots of both,” says Kutcher in all black. “I’m sorry, I was holding my breath to look skinnier.”
The “Two and a Half Men” star’s last character in the clip is a heavily bearded hunting enthusiast named Swordfish.
“I’m looking for something hot and spicy,” he says in a Southern accent.
Finally, in the end of the promo spot, Kutcher appears as himself.
“Your waiting room is like a freak show,” he says, wearing a simple beige sweater. “Are we all in the same category?”
In real life, Kutcher has recently returned to the dating pool after splitting with wife Demi Moore in November, in the wake of allegations that he had a hotel room romp with 22-year-old blonde Sara Leal on his sixth wedding anniversary. Since then, Kutcher has been linked to screenwriter Lorene Scafaria as well as to Rihanna.
Most recently, reports have Kutcher dating actress Mila Kunis. The two “That ’70s Show” co-stars recently headed on a three-day getaway to Santa Barbara together.