Kris Humphries is not above making fun of himself — or his estranged wife Kim Kardashian’s new beau, Kanye West.
The Nets star appears in a new Funny or Die video, in which two sports agents try to convince him to play up his bad reputation in the wake of his split from Kardashian after just 72 days of marriage.
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“I’m looking for new representation,” says Humphries, sitting in a chair in front of two agents at a “Second Rate Talent Management” company.
“Kris, let’s face facts — you are the most hated player in the NBA,” says a male agent.
A female agent adds, “Think Artest, Rodman. Sweetie, being hated is where the money is.”
After suggesting that Humphries face appear on toilet paper, and bringing in a dying basketball fan whose final wish was to tell off Humphries, the agents explain to the player that they want him to “take it up a notch.”
“It’s makeover time,” the male agent says.
Humphries trades in his cardigan sweater for a Ed Hardy-style T-shirt, and puts on a top hat. He also tries on the slotted sunglasses that Kanye West made famous.
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“Those are the wrong sunglasses,” says the female agent. “We don’t want you to look like an asshole, we just want you to look like a douchebag.”
She also takes a swipe at West’s infamous interruption of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2009.
“I have several awards ceremonies booked for you to spontaneously ruin,” says the agent, before getting in another dig on Artest, who changed his name to Metta World Peace last summer. “We’d also like you to change your name to Beta Fish World War III.”
In the end, Humphries decides to go his own way.
“Look guys, you don’t understand me,” he says, leaving the agents’ office. “I’m outta here. I’m going with grandma to the animal shelter.”