With less than 30 days until “New Moon” hits theaters, I … ouch. Stop. Stop screaming. Can I finish? Can I? Thank you. As I was saying, we’re less than one lunar cycle away from imbibing the second installment in the sparkly vamp series and I’m actually excited about it.

Not because of Kristen Stewart. Or Robert Pattinson. Hell, not even because of Taylor Lautner’s lats. No, what has me X-ing off the days on my Cullen calendar is the Volturi. Specifically, Dakota Fanning’s Jane! And while she may not be in this new clip, we do get to see the baddies in action.

Acting as a staunch juxtaposition to the vamp clan’s animated antics are the relatively immobile and emotionless faces of Edward and Bella. Good to know Kristen and Robert’s anhedonia isn’t reserved for their off-screen lives.

Click here to watch the drama unfold.