Let’s face it — we all want to be a Draper. They’re impeccably dressed, well-coifed, cool as an arctic cucumber and endlessly sexy. Considering those adjectives apply to both Don and Betty Draper, it’s easy to understand why everyone who crosses paths with them ends up jealous or in post-coital bliss.
But the lovely ladies at Jezebel found themselves wondering if Don and Betty would seem as desirable once they’re out of their prime. What we’d be left with after all the years of drinking, smoking and sexing had taken their toll on the 60’s most dapper duo. Would time be kind to them, as it has Julie Andrews or Sean Connery, or would they look like retro roadkill?
The results are scary, saddening and might make you stub out that ciggy butt toot sweet.
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