Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones, Outkast’s Andre 3000 and Larry Kudlow of CNBC have made the hall of fame of Roger Stone’s Best Dressed List.
Stone — a political operative who used to toil for the GOP but is now a Libertarian — took over list duties seven years ago for the late Mr. Blackwell, who had been the style arbiter for decades.
This year’s best-dressed honorees include actors Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Chastain, Sofia Vergara, Carla Bruni, George Hamilton, Chris Pine and Jennifer Lawrence; CNN’s Don Lemon; Huma Abedin; music producer Pharrell Williams;Victoria Beckham; and Kate and Pippa Middleton.
As for the Worst Dressed, Mr. Black Socks leads the list. “When disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer showed up at his goomada’s apartment for a tryst, wearing baggy sweatpants and a Trayvon Martin-style hoodie, which no 54-year-old white guy should wear, he crossed a Rubicon,” Stone declared.
High-profile lawyer David Boies is “a disgrace,” said Stone. “Boies wears wash-and-wear suits from Sears, which invariably look like he slept in them. Shirt collars never fit . . . Disheveled, thy name is Boies.”
The Pajama Boy featured in an Obamacare ad “wears plaid pajamas that are more appropriate for an 8-year-old,” Stone said. “He is oily, vaguely androgynous and weird. Is that a one-piece? Taxpayers paid for this?”
Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Jesse Ventura and Kanye West, who considers himself an expert on fashion, were also pronounced worst dressed.