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Russell Brand: Mila Kunis rejected me for ‘pale and scared’ Macaulay Culkin

Mila Kunis, Jason Segel, Russell Brand and Kristen Bell “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (
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Russell Brand failed in his pursuit of one of the world’s sexiest women: Mila Kunis.

Apparently the actress turned down Brand’s advances when they starred in the 2008 comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” because she was dating Macaulay Culkin at the time. Kunis and Culkin dated for nearly nine years from 2002 to 2011.

According to The Sun, Brand said, “She’s gorgeous. She’s so gorgeous.”

“I was chatting her up, and got the conversation around to, ‘Have you got a boyfriend?’ and she went, ‘Yeah.’

The comedian was stunned to find that Kunis was dating none other than the “Home Alone” kid.

“So you know that feeling of ‘How long do I have to maintain an interest in this conversation now?’ It’s 12 seconds. She’s talking about her boyfriend ‘Mac’. Eventually, she said ‘My boyfriend’s coming tomorrow.’ She was excited — and when he came it was not ‘Mac’, it was Macaulay Culkin!

“He’d got longer. Like a veal calf, like he’d been grown in a crate. All pale and scared of himself, like a shaved horse,” he continued. “There was a horror about him! Macaulay Culkin! The little lad out of ‘Home Alone!’ She’s [bleeping] him!”

Brand’s infamous little black book continues to grow since he and singer ex-wife Katy Perry called it quits in December 2011. (Who he dumped via text message). He’s since been linked to Isabella Brewster, Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and hotel heiress Alessandra Balazs. Kunis is dating her “That 70s Show” co-star Ashton Kutcher.