On account of Fathers Day’s fervor and fealty, etc., etc., blaah blaah, Bill Thompson’s daughter, Jennifer, sent this tender missive:

“My dad’s going to be a great mayor.” He “loved this city and understands deep in his heart how much it’s given him and our family.” She mentions Caribbean great-grandparents who moved here and “decorated WWII vet” Grampa, who became “a black elected official and distinguished judge.”

Underneath, you click on to donate to “Dad’s” campaign.

What-the-hell, it beats sending him a tie.

And from Comptroller John Liu: “As the father of a seventh- grader in public school, I have an especially vested interest in our school system.” Followed was a button to send the seventh-grader’s dad a contribution.

It came from Liu’s iPhone. His kid’s too young to be an assistant comptroller.

Comings and goings

MADRID’s hot soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo did 9 p.m. dinner at Bâoli Miami. He came with bodyguards. He left with models . . . Scruffily bearded Sondheim got a Marlon Brando Award someplace and said: “Did I get this for my looks or my acting ability?” Before his lone acting job a friend suggested he “wear a hat.” It worked well, so whenever asked for advice he tells the person, “Wear a hat.” . . . DAPHNE Oz, with her own ABC cooking show “The Chew,” fed eaters at Williams-Sonoma. One, fotog Bettina Cirone, rated her burger and salad “great.” Said Daphne: “My father, Mehmet, can’t cook at all.” . . . Tina Fey and kid at “Pippin”. . . Sharon Osbourne, not at “Pippin,” exiting the Peninsula in jeans and T-shirt . . . CNN’s former president Jon Klein says he nixed the Al-Jazeera presidency. So far nobody’s phoned any Abu Dhabi sheikhs to check.

Dave’s gone ‘Wild’

David Letterman’s written “This Land Was Made for You and Me (but Mostly Me): Billionaires in the Wild.” The book’s shorter than the title. He foams over “universally detested, crass, crazed 1-percenters plundering ranches, retreats, monumental monuments to their egos to indulge megalomaniacal fantasies . . . violating ecological, environmental stewardship, wildlife preservation, natural resources, decent citizenship — and taste.”

Like: a floating motorized giant designer tepee. “Galapagolf,” a miniature Galapagos golf course. Earth’s longest fireplace — “so big it needs its own fire department.” The world’s fastest enclosed toboggan. Biggest sled ever built. Multilevel lodge inside a jumbo jet’s high-tech aerodynamic structure.

Bruce McCall illustrations accompany this fulmination, which is out in November and for which Penguin says: “With David Letterman, we expect a lot of coverage.”

At the 92Y, Gene Wilder: “Mel Brooks told me he had a urine jacket, but it didn’t sell so they renamed it pea coat.”

Only in New York, kids, only in New York.

Hill will run

Do not think Hillary’s undecided about the Sprint. Do not!! Harold Ickes, VIP trustworthy gent, closer to Hillary than Bill’s been in those balmy palmy days, is holding a “small Ready for Hillary” lunch for her Super PAC. In his office. He writes: “The possible candidacy of Hillary Clinton is incredibly exciting.”

May invitees not think they’re coming because he makes a good tuna salad.

Stamp-ede

Terence Stamp, out soon in “Unfinished Song,” a movie with Vanessa Redgrave: “My friends call me ‘Stamp.’ “I play a cranky old guy who pisses everyone off, but for real I’m not actually grumpy although women in my life say I am . . . Shipwrecked, in the Navy, my dad’s grace was eroded in WWII. Except for my mother, he was closed down. Never hugged me. Never touched me. I guess that parallel to my life was an insight into this part.

“I actually have only one career regret. Turning down Josh Logan’s role of king in the ‘Camelot’ film. In a restaurant, he got down on one knee and begged me. I refused it from fear. Didn’t think my voice would hold out. I’ve forever regretted saying no.” Stamp’s so Brittttish that in comparison, by Jove, Her Majesty sounds like a Southerner.